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David Letterman’s Top 10 signs you are obsessed with facebook

July 23, 2010

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10. You created a profile for your kitty.                                                                                    9. If someone rejects your friend request, you show up at their house and tearfully demand to know why. 8. You have been diagnosed with something called “Facebook ass.” 7. If you don’t update your page for 10 minutes, friends assume you died. 6. Named your daughter […]

David Letterman's top 10 signs you spend too much time on twitter

July 2, 2010

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10. You miss son’s soccer game waiting for Lady GaGa to post what she had for lunch 9. You answer the phone: “Twello?” 8. You’ve spent millions developing iPhone waterproofing technology so you can tweet in the shower 7. You haven’t touched your CB radio in months 6. You ask yourself, “What would Jesus tweet?” […]